Written by Die Tour Phantome at 00:33 21/6-2013
57, 56, 55... No, it's not the countdown to a new rocket launch. It's the Die Tour Phantome depth chart after adding American hilling legend Giovanni Faulk. At a press conference, manager Alexx answered some questions about his new 'three headed monster'.
Will Faulk be a captain or a teammate?
'Well, occasionally he'll be asked to be a teammate for Falur Sigfinnursson or Tomas Belo. But mostly Faulk will be a captain in our team.'
Does this mean that DTP is now a hilling team?
'Obviously we're not going to enter Faulk in cobbling races. But apart from hilly races, Giovanni is also the main candidate to lead our team in some tours. Essex for sure, and maybe also Germany, if we manage to qualify. His transfer fits perfectly in the new team strategy, which we will announce later.'
Once again, for reasons no-one could understand, the Faeroer national television also was present at a Die Tour Phantome press conference. After the latest Germany Tour the relationship of the team with the Faeroerian press is troubled, because of Falurs critical remarks of Peter Snaelaugursson. Today, manager Alexx, tried to make amends by taking by far the most time to answer the Faeroer reporters' question.
What's your favorite colour?
'Hmmm, interesting topic. Orange maybe. Or green. Then again, red white and blue appeal to me too...'
Long after the other journalists left the room, the two of them were seen discussing the merits of maroon and purple. Will probably be continued...
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Good thing the Pickle is keeping them busy. Cuz Falur's last result is months ago.
Nobody expects the Faeroer press!!
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